I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
The adults are the big ones right?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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