The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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