We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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