She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
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