i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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