So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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