ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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