Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
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So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The power of my boobs compel you
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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