Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
she told me i tasted like america
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
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As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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