fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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