let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
