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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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