I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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