Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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