I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
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Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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