She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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