i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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