But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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