Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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