I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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