Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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