Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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