did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
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sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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