? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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