I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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