There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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