you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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