I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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