I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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