THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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