one might say we're banned from that church
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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