walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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