yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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