we have officially lost it.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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