At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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