you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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