Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
you would pick up someone in the library
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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