Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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