that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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