I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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