Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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