Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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