Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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