why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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