Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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