About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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