Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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