But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I want to walk on stilts...naked
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"