i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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