Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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