some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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