We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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