i just had sex bonerless
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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