I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
