so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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