Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
COCAINE IS GR8
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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